Dear Ellen Degeneres, Ladies on The View and Oprah Winfrey

Dear Ellen Degeneres, Ladies on The View and Oprah Winfrey,
Please – may I come on your shows any day the week of October 27th – October 31st?
We who provide food for ALL Americans equally have these questions:
Are you willing to sacrifice your food for the inclusion of the word “marriage” in a private union between homosexuals?
Are you willing to trade your food for abortion?
Please let me come on your shows and explain how I got there.
Thank you,
Momma Roni the Homemaker
Roni Bell Sylvester